Don't judge me because I'm from Nebraska. The only things I do are theatre & Netflix.
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: As fantastic as Legally Blonde (2001) is, the whole gay pool boy section is awful. First off, Elle immediately comes up with the idea that he is gay purely from the fact he knows fashion. Secondly, what kind of gay man totally outs his boyfriend in front of a whole court in 2001? Not to mention there is no way a guy would fake an affair with a millionaire in order to frame her for murder and not tell his boyfriend. Lastly, and most importantly, the fact the pool boy was written off and couldn’t possibly be having an affair with a woman because he is with a man is once again another example of the terrible bi-erasure that happens daily. Hell, his boyfriend probably got so pissed because he realized his love is in fact cheating on him, just as he suspected all along.
Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight
Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds
